SCORE!!!!!!

I am so overjoyed, it's untrue. Yes, GeekyMicky, against all odds and all of his personality, has dipped his wick. Got his end away. Done the dirty deed, and got his leg over.

It was one of the ladies from Reading 4 weeks ago.

I can't believe how easy it was. Hopefully it wasn't a set-up job by my mate Elvis Clarkson, who might have found it very entertaining to slip the girl a fiver...

The story is very simple. After chatting her up on the Saturday night (read my earlier blog about this) and having left her my card, she texted me out of the blue:

    Hi, Hope you had a good night last Saturday.
    Having chat in town in couple of weeks if you're about.
    Love,
    Miss Mysterious..

(OK she didn't actually say "Love" but I thought I'd add that for comic effect!)

cool! I thought. Hmmm two weeks is a long time to wait.
Heck I'm not waiting. In for a penny, in for a pound, I replied:

    Two weeks. I can't wait that long!
    More like two hours would be better ;)

I am a cheeky git :-)

But it worked. She texted me back, met me again in Reading, back to her house, and wham bham thankyou maam :-)

What a star I am! A quality 47 year old cougar with a lovely pair of bazookas.

So that's that really. This blog, having recorded the fact that GeekyMicky does in fact now have SOME skill with the ladies, is surely redundant. Finished. Splatted.
Well I thought about it, and it's not really the end of the story is it. It is merely the beginning of the path to "sarging" authority.

There's more to add, including report of my first (and last unfortunately) date with the indian babe whose number I got at the V&A museum, my efforts to pick up Oxford university students last night, and a (rather) pointless date with a Japanese girl who spoke really bad English. But I've run out of time for now.

Adios :)